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The sun’ll come out tomorrow <br>  
The sun’ll come out tomorrow <br>  
Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow  <br>
Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow  <br>

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Annie, get your gun
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The sun’ll come out tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow
There’ll be sun
Just thinkin’ about tomorrow
Clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow
’Til there’s none

Tomorrow, Tomorrow
I love ya Tomorrow!
You’re always a day away.

— “Tomorrow”, from Annie (1977)

“When budget allows” is a mystical, hypothetical time in the future that, like Little orphan Annie’s Tomorrow, is always there, dangling tantalisingly in the future, as each day turns, getting no nearer. It is the time when there will be budget, later, to do an urgent task for which there is no budget now.

Logicians will immediately sense a paradox. This Middle managers talk with reverence about this time, for it is a time one can talk about with confidence and free of regret, while maintaining eye contact with a petitioning SME, assuring her that all will be well.

For if there is not enough interest to shell out for it now, how will it look by the time next month, next quarter, or next fiscal budgeting cycle rolls around?

It is rather like putting time quarter of an hour in the diary in four weeks time, to discuss something you want to know now.

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