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{{pe}}No, no, no. You are desperately marketing a feeble web start up — unicorn-in-waiting ''sans doubte''. You | {{pe}}No, no, no. You are desperately marketing a feeble web start-up — oh, sure, a unicorn-in-waiting ''sans doubte''. You just spammed a ten-thousand-fold mailing list you bought on the dark net with your tear sheets and you have the temerity to claim your emails are ''[[Confidential information - Confi Provision|confidential]]''? | ||
And come on folks: [[contract]] 101: [[offer]], [[acceptance]] and [[consideration]]. You can’t [[unilateral contract|unilaterally]] impose legal obligations on someone else who didn’t agree to assume them, for some exchange in value. | And come on folks: [[contract]] 101: [[offer]], [[acceptance]] and [[consideration]]. You can’t [[unilateral contract|unilaterally]] impose legal obligations on someone else who didn’t agree to assume them, for some exchange in value. | ||
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===...and its contents...=== | ===...and its contents...=== | ||
High-five, while we're here for the infinite particularity implied by this ornamentation, as if someone might otherwise think, oh, hang on, the email as an object is confidential, but the information embedded in it is not. A vaingloriously legalistic disposition, if ever there was one: not bad from a random millennial with a MacBook in a Starbucks somewhere. | High-five, while we're here for the infinite particularity implied by this ornamentation, as if someone might otherwise think, oh, hang on, the email as an object is confidential, but the information embedded in it is not. A vaingloriously legalistic disposition, if ever there was one: not bad from a random millennial with a MacBook in a Starbucks somewhere. | ||
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No, no, no. You are desperately marketing a feeble web start-up — oh, sure, a unicorn-in-waiting sans doubte. You just spammed a ten-thousand-fold mailing list you bought on the dark net with your tear sheets and you have the temerity to claim your emails are confidential?
And come on folks: contract 101: offer, acceptance and consideration. You can’t unilaterally impose legal obligations on someone else who didn’t agree to assume them, for some exchange in value.
You can’t send information to countless random strangers and claim confidentiality over it. You acquire confidentiality by not sending your data to countless random strangers.
And privilege. Do me a favour. Do you even know what privilege is? Oh, right. You don’t, do you?
...and its contents...
High-five, while we're here for the infinite particularity implied by this ornamentation, as if someone might otherwise think, oh, hang on, the email as an object is confidential, but the information embedded in it is not. A vaingloriously legalistic disposition, if ever there was one: not bad from a random millennial with a MacBook in a Starbucks somewhere.