Res verbositans

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The fundamental ontological character of the participant in a all-hands conference call, as distinct from that person’s corporeal body, their personality, their outside interests (in football, knitting, sailing, ornithology, or any other damn thing on the planet but this benighted conference call etc). This came from Otto Büchstein on his Discourse on the Discourse, whose aphorism occursum ergo es sharply criticised Descartes famous formulation cogito ergo sum.

See also

• All-hands conference call
• Otto Büchstein
• Occursum ergo es
• Descartes
• Res cogitans
• Res bossitans