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Not to be confused with “[[verbiage]]”, flannel is [[calculated]] to make simple propositions seem complicated. For organisms of the genus ''[[causidicus mediocris]]'', [[flannel]] has clear adaptive benefits in as much as it makes one think, “ho, look out, I’d better check this with [[legal]]” | Not to be confused with “[[verbiage]]”, flannel is [[calculated]] to make simple propositions seem complicated. For organisms of the genus ''[[causidicus mediocris]]'', [[flannel]] has clear adaptive benefits in as much as it makes one think, “ho, look out, I’d better check this with [[legal]]” | ||
{{profoundontologicaluncertainty}} | |||
*[[as soon as possible but in any event not later than]] | *[[as soon as possible but in any event not later than]] | ||
*[[at all material times]] | *[[at all material times]] | ||
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*[[by or on account of]] | *[[by or on account of]] | ||
*[[calculated]] | *[[calculated]] | ||
*[[entered into under]] | *[[entered into under]] | ||
*[[for the avoidance of doubt]] | *[[for the avoidance of doubt]] | ||
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*[[in its absolute discretion]] | *[[in its absolute discretion]] | ||
*[[in the event that]] | *[[in the event that]] | ||
*[[may, at its discretion]] | *[[may, at its discretion]] | ||
*[[notwithstanding anything contained herein to the contrary]] | *[[notwithstanding anything contained herein to the contrary]] | ||
*[[ | *[[on a daily basis]] | ||
*[[on an expedited basis]] | *[[on an expedited basis]] | ||
*[[on or about]] | *[[on or about]] | ||
*[[proceed on the basis that]] | *[[proceed on the basis that]] | ||
*[[pursuant to]] | *[[pursuant to]] | ||
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*[[the parties acknowledge that]]... | *[[the parties acknowledge that]]... | ||
*[[the terms of this agreement]] | *[[the terms of this agreement]] | ||
*[[unless and until]] | *[[unless and until]] | ||
*[[upon the occurrence of]] | *[[upon the occurrence of]] | ||
*[[unless otherwise agreed]] | *[[unless otherwise agreed]] | ||
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Revision as of 17:31, 9 December 2016
Flannel is a cotton material of a peculiarly absorbent character, used with abandon by diligent lawyers the world over, cut into small toweling squares.
Who, why, which or what —
Does flannelette flag?
Is it a towel? A kerchief? A hanky? Or rag?
Does it sit in your pocketbook, briefcase, satchel
Or bag?
Not to be confused with “verbiage”, flannel is calculated to make simple propositions seem complicated. For organisms of the genus causidicus mediocris, flannel has clear adaptive benefits in as much as it makes one think, “ho, look out, I’d better check this with legal”
Flannel suggesting profound ontological uncertainty, fear etc.
- and/or
- and, as the case may be, or[1]
- any type, kind or variety
- any and all
- all, or substantially all
- all or any part thereof
- directly or indirectly
- for the avoidance of doubt
- howsoever described
- in whole or in part
- irrespective of
- may or may not be
- now or hereafter in effect
- one or more
- or any part thereof
- or otherwise
- tangible or intangible
- together or alone
- whether or not
- without limitation, including, but not limited to, including, without limitation and any of its manifest variations
- as soon as possible but in any event not later than
- at all material times
- as the case may be
- by or on account of
- calculated
- entered into under
- for the avoidance of doubt
- for the time being
- from time to time
- however described
- if and to the extent that
- if any
- in any such case
- in its absolute discretion
- in the event that
- may, at its discretion
- notwithstanding anything contained herein to the contrary
- on a daily basis
- on an expedited basis
- on or about
- proceed on the basis that
- pursuant to
- shall
- shall, at its discretion
- shall be deemed
- suffers or permits
- supplements, forms part of and is subject to
- the parties acknowledge that...
- the terms of this agreement
- unless and until
- upon the occurrence of
- unless otherwise agreed
Plain English Anatomy™
Noun | Verb | Adjective | Adverb | Preposition | Conjunction | Latin | Germany | Flannel | Legal triplicate | Nominalisation | Murder your darlings
- ↑ This is suggestive of pan-dimensional uncertainty.