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{{tag|Flannel}} is a cotton material of a peculiarly absorbent character, used with abandon by [[Mediocre lawyer|diligent lawyers]] the world over, cut into small toweling squares.
{{a|negotiation|[[File:Flannellumberjack.jpg|thumb|center|A [[flanneljack]] off to find some trees to chop down yesterday so he can pulp them, turn them into paper and cover them with [[flannel]]]]
}}{{tag|Flannel}} is a cotton material of a peculiarly absorbent character, cut into small toweling squares, in which state it is used with abandon by [[Mediocre lawyer|diligent lawyers]] the world over to protect their livelihoods and cover a multitude of ills: A profound hatred of the language in which they ply their craft; a clear understanding of the economic fundamentals of the legal arrangements their [[verbiage]] is articulating.


Who, why, which or what — <br>
Who, why, which or what — <br>
is a flannelette? <br />
Is flannelette for? <br />
Is it a towel? A kerchief? A hanky? Or a rag?<br>
Is it a towel? A kerchief? A hanky? Or tissue?<br>
Does it sit in your pocket, <br>
Does it sit in your pocketbook, briefcase, satchel<br>
In your briefcase <br>
Or bag? <br>
Or your bag <br>


*[[in whole or in part]]
Not to be confused with “[[verbiage]]”, flannel is [[calculated]] to make simple propositions seem complicated. For organisms of the genus ''[[causidicus mediocris]]'', [[flannel]] has clear adaptive benefits in as much as it makes one think, “ho, look out, I’d better check this with [[legal]]”
*[[or any part thereof]]
 
{{profoundontologicaluncertainty}}
 
===[[Nominalisation]]===
*[[take action to]] ~
*[[constitutes]] and [[does not constitute]]
*[[failed to perform its obligation to make any payment]] ==> failed to pay
*[[shall have the meaning specified in]] ==> is defined in
 
===General flannel===
*[[by or on behalf of]]
*[[for the purposes of]]
*[[in accordance with]]
*[[as soon as possible but in any event not later than]]
*[[at all material times]]
*[[as the case may be]]
*[[as the case may be]]
*[[whether or not]]
*[[by or on account of]]
*[[together or alone]]
*[[calculated]]
*[[one or more]]
*[[effect]]
*[[entered into under]]
*[[for the avoidance of doubt]]
*[[for the time being]]
*[[from time to time]]
*[[however described]]
*[[if and to the extent that]]
*[[if any]]
*[[if any]]
*[[however described]]
*[[in any such case]]
*[[in its absolute discretion]]
*[[in the event that]]
*[[in the circumstances in which]] ==> Where
*[[may, at its discretion]] ==> [[may]]
*[[notwithstanding anything contained herein to the contrary]]
*[[notwithstanding the foregoing]]
*[[on a daily basis]] ==> daily
*[[on an expedited basis]] ==> quickly
*[[on or about]]
*[[on the part of]]
*[[proceed on the basis that]]
*[[provided, however]]
*[[pursuant to]]
*[[shall]]
*[[shall, at its discretion]]
*[[shall be deemed]]
*[[suffers or permits]]
*[[supplements, forms part of and is subject to]]
*[[the parties acknowledge that]]...
*[[the terms of this agreement]]
*[[to the maximum extent permissible by law]]
*[[unless and until]]
*[[upon the occurrence of]]
*[[unless otherwise agreed]]

Latest revision as of 09:29, 22 September 2021

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A flanneljack off to find some trees to chop down yesterday so he can pulp them, turn them into paper and cover them with flannel


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Flannel is a cotton material of a peculiarly absorbent character, cut into small toweling squares, in which state it is used with abandon by diligent lawyers the world over to protect their livelihoods and cover a multitude of ills: A profound hatred of the language in which they ply their craft; a clear understanding of the economic fundamentals of the legal arrangements their verbiage is articulating.

Who, why, which or what —
Is flannelette for?
Is it a towel? A kerchief? A hanky? Or tissue?
Does it sit in your pocketbook, briefcase, satchel
Or bag?

Not to be confused with “verbiage”, flannel is calculated to make simple propositions seem complicated. For organisms of the genus causidicus mediocris, flannel has clear adaptive benefits in as much as it makes one think, “ho, look out, I’d better check this with legal

Flannel suggesting profound ontological uncertainty, fear etc.

Nominalisation

General flannel

  1. This is suggestive of pan-dimensional uncertainty.