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Vague in that “shall” can be an airily floated aspiration for the future — “I say,” said Jenkins, absent-mindedly knocking out his pipe on a passing child’s head, “I do believe I shall go to the theatre tonight!” — but just as easily can be a stentorian direction to an underling to carry out a binding duty: “You ''shall'' do the dishes, young lady, and you shall do them ''NOW''”.<ref>Real life example.</ref>
Vague in that “shall” can be an airily floated aspiration for the future — “I say,” said Jenkins, absent-mindedly knocking out his pipe on a passing child’s head, “I do believe I shall go to the theatre tonight!” — but just as easily can be a stentorian direction to an underling to carry out a binding duty: “You ''shall'' do the dishes, young lady, and you shall do them ''NOW''”.<ref>Real life example.</ref>


[[Mediocre lawyer|Lawyers]] like the latter formulation, a lot, and spray it around as if they're standing behind a Gatling gun loaded with [[shall]]s<ref>Thank-you, ladies and gentlemen. There’s a hat going round.</ref>. But here's the problem: conjugation. A wilful [[shall]] to me is a stentorian one to you, and vice versa<ref>Authority no less impressive than the [https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/usage/shall-or-will Oxford English Dictionary]:“The traditional rule is that [[shall]] is used with first person pronouns (i.e. [[I]] and we) to form the future tense, while will is used with second and third person forms (i.e. you, he, she, it, they). [...] However, when it comes to expressing a strong determination to do something, the roles are reversed: will is used with the first person, and [[shall]] with the second and third.” </ref>. You can’t just spray your [[shall]]s and [[will]]s around around ''[[will]]y''-nilly.
[[Mediocre lawyer|Lawyers]] like the latter formulation, a lot, and spray it around as if they're standing behind a Gatling gun loaded with [[shall]]s<ref>Thank-you, ladies and gentlemen. There’s a hat going round.</ref>. But here's the problem: [[conjugation]]. A wilful [[shall]] to ''me'' is a stentorian one to ''you'', and vice versa<ref>Authority no less impressive than the [https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/usage/shall-or-will Oxford English Dictionary]:“The traditional rule is that [[shall]] is used with first person [[pronoun]]s (i.e. [[I]] and we) to form the future tense, while will is used with second and third person forms (i.e. you, he, she, it, they). [...] However, when it comes to expressing a strong determination to do something, the roles are reversed: will is used with the first person, and [[shall]] with the second and third.” </ref>. You can’t just spray your [[shall]]s and [[will]]s around around ''[[will]]y''-nilly.


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If, in other words, you’re going to be a dick about it, then you have to be careful which you mean, especially if you are one of these new age folk who like to write contracts in the first and second person. There again, if you’re one of those, you’re not likely to be using any kind of [[shall]] in the first place, because “[[must]]” [[will]] do, and it won’t make you sound like quite such an {{tag|egg}}.
If, in other words, you’re going to be a dick about it, then you have to be careful which you mean, especially if you are one of these new age folk who like to write contracts in the first and second person. There again, if you’re one of those, you’re not likely to be using any kind of [[shall]] in the first place, because “[[must]]” [[will]] do, and it won’t make you sound like such an {{tag|egg}}.


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