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*{{shitmaxim|We rise by lifting others}}
*{{shitmaxim|We rise by lifting others}}
*{{shitmaxim|it takes being let down to appreciate those who lift you up. Being a lifter}} but in this logic it is equally valuable being a putter-downer.
*{{shitmaxim|it takes being let down to appreciate those who lift you up. Being a lifter}} but in this logic it is equally valuable being a putter-downer.
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*{{shitmaxim|Believe this: You are exquisite. You are exceptional. You are limitless.}}

Revision as of 18:56, 24 May 2020

Crappy advice you find on LinkedIn


An occasional paean to the empty-headed aspirational gems that gush from from LinkedIn’s wellspring of bunk.
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A love letter to LinkedIn, thought for the day, life coaches and motivation gurus everywhere, this is a collection of airheaded aphorisms that sound profound but ooze vacuity. This is not just when that home insurance lawyer tags impenetrable Kierkegaard aphorisms with #quotestoliveby - I mean how does one live by “life expresses the result of our dominant thoughts” — won’t that just happen automatically? — but something in more wishful denial of how significance the world in general, and Denise in accounts in particular, attaches to your problems.