The Armourer: An Opco Boone Adventure
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The Adventures of Opco Boone, Legal Ace™
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The Armourer is the principle munitions expert at the settlement. No one knows her name. Legend has it that she was a key protagonist in the battle for Bretton Woods, and is a dead eye sniper who could put 3 bullet swaps in a TARGET. She fits out all Opco’s bump stock GMSLAs.
Hare looked the kid up and down. His eyes were wide. He had a hunger to learn. It aggrieved him to see this undirected, crackling energy. He was working on a handheld device of some kind. The boy looked up. “Finished. I done this one.”
“What? Give that here.”
Barberazza tossed over the piece. Hare inspected it. Turned it over in his hands. The workmanship was rough, but sound. Put together with a young man’s vigour. The structure was sturdy The defs were right. The cross refs dovetailed. Hare lined up the counterparts and took a sighter. Straight. Clean.
“Yeah, that's not bad, but there's not a lot that could go wrong on a calc agent appointment side letter. You got a bit to learn yet, lad.”
The boy looked at him with blazing, fierce excitement. “It’s all I want, sir — to learn. Whatever you got, I’m buying.”
The kids had it bad. Hare thought it was time to have some fun. He chuckled to himself, rustled in the the hopper and pulled out a lightweight chro-moly aluminium engager with a non-disclosure mechanic.
He tossed it to the boy. “What do you make of this one then, lad?”
Barberazza took it low, with his left hand. Reflex catch — he moved with graceful economy. Hare could tell he was a natural.
The boy weighed the piece in his hands, flipped it over, locked his elbows, splayed and took a sighter.
“Well?”
The boy nodded “Nice pick-up. Handles smoothly, though a touch front-heavy — I guess on account of that front load definitions module.”
“Go on?”
“That extra weight lends the piece a certain confidence, sir, but really it isn't necessary. I mean, it might be handy in a scrape close-quarters, but over a long engagement, that's going to wear you down.”
This was quite the piece of analysis. Whatever Farquhar was drilling him on in Eagle Squad was sinking in. “Very good. And what about construction?”
The boy deftly disassembled the piece and lined up the parts, studying then for a moment. “Finance-grade, for sure. Seems a bit over-engineered.” His hands flew urgently but carefully over the boilerplate. He ran through the standard Euro confi playbook. He must have committed it to memory. He didn't miss a beat. The boy was well-drilled, Hare had to admit.
“Limited scope, no affiliates, need to know. It looks good, sir. Plus points: it’s sleek, measured, nice baffle quotient in the early phases. I like the elaborate construction phase up front. Diverts a front-on attack."
Hare purred. “See? That’s how you do it, lad."
“ — But the balance is off by quite a bit, and there are a couple of backdoor security issues.”
“What?”
“No NOM or EA. It’s susceptible to a D.E.A.A., sir. ”
“Er, a D.E.A.A. —”
“Denial of Entire Agreement attack, sir.” Cloyingly submissive, the little bastard. “Significant parol vulnerability.”
Hare gritted his teeth. “That’s excellent work, soldier. You’ve picked all all of the issues with this one. Strong analysis. I’m impressed. You are learning fast.”
But the boy hasn't finished. “Oh, look at this. There's a general indemnity. That's mad! Who the hell fits one of those onto a confi?
Hare cleared his throat.
The boy kept going. He flipped a catch. “What the hell ... A BOC indemnity!” He carefully set the piece down on the bench and started working at it with his red line. “That's positively dangerous.”
He made a couple of careful incisions and slowly, delicately, withdrew the offending mechanism and dropped it in a sterilised waste receptacle.
Hare looked on, warily. “I —”
“That was close, sir.”
Against his better judgement Hare heard himself blurt out, “What is a “bock indemnity”?”
“It’s an indemnity for breach of contract, sir. Someone has crossed the wires here and routed a reimbursement covenant into the breach mechanism. The terminals are close together, and it’s easy to do, but standard reference works cite an elevated risk of localised explosion from this configuration. High degree of indeterminacy, exothermic chain reactions possible.”
“Oh, a Bee-Oh-Cee indemnity,” Hare said, quickly. “Right.”
The boy snorted. “Who the hell drafted th—”
But at that moment the he saw the date-stamped authenticated signature below the serial number. “B.A.H.” The boy read the room. He flipped the piece over and inspected the handle. "Whoa: this destroy or return recoil is a nice piece of work. Sweet.”
Hare glowered.
Barberazza smiled back at him. “Gimme another one, sir. We got a lot to get through. The Eagle Squad needs these at the front line”
Hare snorted. “Meh. Take your time kid. Those peashooters don't need nothing.” He thought for a moment, then brightened. “Oh, this bump-stock is off-balance. Lad, would you be a star and fetch me a weight?”
“A weight?”
“Yeah, a weight — a fairly long one, I think — to counterbalance this stock.”
“Fairly long?”
“Yeah, make it a long weight. Say a five. Or even a six. I can buff it down if need be.”
“You got it, sir. Where do I get one of those?”
“Commander Burke can show you. He runs the counter in the warranties depot.”
The warranties depot was a caged area recessed and towards the back of the warehouse. As Barberazza entered he ran his hand along the rail. A patina of dust lifted. Burke was an older man with a hacking cough, but a genial bearing.
“Hello, there, young man. How can I help you?”
“Morning, sir.” The boy snapped out a salute. “I’m looking for a long weight. Commander Hare said you might be able to help me.”
“Did he, now? A long weight. Did he say how long?”
“A six, please.”
“Oh, a six. That’s a long one. All right, lad. Head down to row five, column eight. I’ll be down presently.”
Barberazza