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Not a torte.
Nor, for that matter, a breach of contract.

You might wish to consider negligence, or indeed that trifecta of mediocre drafting negligence, fraud or wilful misconduct, for more information.

But don’t be a nuisance.^[1] Unless you're playing cricket.

C’mon, there’s some good material here folks.

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 You might wish to consider [[negligence]], or indeed that trifecta of mediocre drafting [[negligence, fraud or wilful misconduct]], for more information.
-But don't be a [[nuisance]].<ref>{{hawf}}</ref> Unless you're playing [[coming to the nuisance is no defence|cricket]].
+But don’t be a [[nuisance]].<ref>{{hawf}}</ref> Unless you're playing [[coming to the nuisance is no defence|cricket]].
 C’mon, there’s some good material here folks.
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