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Word has it a former senior partner sold his, and the firm’s [[Vampire|undead soul]] to Beelzebub, then masquerading as a [[Sullivan and Cromwell]] partner<ref>This is of course totally untrue. We make this clear just in case [[Sullivan and Cromwell]], [[and/or]] [[Goldman Sachs]], fail to see the funny side</ref>.
Word has it a former senior partner of this storied Wall Street [[broker]] sold his, and the firm’s [[Vampire|undead soul]]{{important disclaimer}} to Beelzebub, not realising he was an equity partner at [[Sullivan and Cromwell]]{{important disclaimer}}. Well, how else do you go from discounting jewellers bills on a bicycle in Park Slope to being a "great [[vampire squid]] wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money."<ref>Whatever you think of the market, finance and bankers, you should read Matt Taibi's [https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/the-great-american-bubble-machine-195229/ celebrated hit] on [[Goldman]], just for the virtuoso writing. </ref>


Always “[[Goldman]]”, a singular noun for a singular firm. ''Never'' “[[Goldmans]]”.
Always “[[Goldman]]”, a singular noun for a singular firm. ''Never'' “[[Goldmans]]”.