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{{a|g|[[File:Sweeties 2.jpg|220px|thumb|left|Thought I was joking about the squid-coated peas, did you?]][[File:Crystalline tamarind.jpg|thumb|right|220px|Will not go off for months and months. Fact.]]}} | {{a|g|[[File:Sweeties 2.jpg|220px|thumb|left|Thought I was joking about the squid-coated peas, did you?]][[File:Crystalline tamarind.jpg|thumb|right|220px|Will not go off for months and months. Fact.]]}} | ||
The obscure tropical fruit, digestives, ''Ferrero Rocher'', peanut brittle, unidentifiable gelatinous fruit, dates and | The obscure tropical fruit, digestives, ''Ferrero Rocher'', peanut brittle, unidentifiable gelatinous fruit, dates and dry, tasteless Asian delicacies that colleagues bring back from business trips and vacations, by way of guilt-alleviation, to appease their moribund desk-bound workmates. | ||
However (literally) tasteless, these treats lure a man, like sirens did Odysseus, as {{sex|he}}<ref>The man, obviously, not Odysseus, though the idea of Odysseus struggling to get to the printer, lashing himself to the mast of his boat as {{sex|he}} floats by the five-week-old dregs of a box of authentic Anatolian Turkish delight, is appealing). </ref> makes his way from his desk to the printer. | However (literally) tasteless, these treats lure a man, like sirens did Odysseus, as {{sex|he}}<ref>The man, obviously, not Odysseus, though the idea of Odysseus struggling to get to the printer, lashing himself to the mast of his boat as {{sex|he}} floats by the five-week-old dregs of a box of authentic Anatolian Turkish delight, is appealing). </ref> makes his way from his desk to the printer. | ||