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}}There are two schools of thought about [[The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, Rock ’n’ Roll Detective]]. the [[JC]] thinks it is an eighties classic with much to say about the vacuity of modern life and the utmost importance of childish humour, innuendo, [[double entendre]]s and — well — ''[[snapperhead]]s''. | }}There are two schools of thought about [[The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, Rock ’n’ Roll Detective]]. the [[JC]] thinks it is an eighties classic with much to say about the vacuity of modern life and the utmost importance of childish humour, innuendo, [[double entendre]]s and — well — ''[[snapperhead]]s''. | ||
The rest of the known universe, give or take the odd — well, ''[[snapperhead]]'' — thinks it is one of the worst, most forgettable film of all time. It won a slew of Razzies, which makes you wonder about the bona fides of Hollywood’s cultural elite. All we can do is invoke the Diceman’s special rendition of the [[pragmatist’s prayer]]: “ | The rest of the known universe, give or take the odd — well, ''[[snapperhead]]'' — thinks it is one of the worst, most forgettable film of all time. It won a slew of Razzies, which makes you wonder about the bona fides of Hollywood’s cultural elite. All we can do is invoke the Diceman’s special rendition of the [[pragmatist’s prayer]]: “[[So many assholes ... so few bullets]]” | ||
Any film as quotable as this one has to be worth saving, putting into the Smithsonian, and enclosing on a 24-carat gold VHS cassette on the next Voyager mission to the Planet Mongo. | Any film as quotable as this one has to be worth saving, putting into the Smithsonian, and enclosing on a 24-carat gold VHS cassette on the next Voyager mission to the Planet Mongo. | ||
If you don’t agree, well, '' | If you don’t agree, well, you can ''shake me, Jazz''. |