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{{a|g|[[File:Sweeties 2.jpg| | {{a|g|[[File:Sweeties 2.jpg|450|thumb|center|Thought I was joking about the squid-coated peas, did you?]][[File:Crystalline tamarind.jpg|thumb|center|450|Will not go off for months and months. Fact.]]}}''From the '''Archives of the Old Normal''' dept.'' | ||
The obscure tropical fruit, digestives, ''Ferrero Rocher'', peanut brittle, unidentifiable gelatinous fruit, dates and dry, tasteless Asian delicacies that colleagues bring back from business trips and vacations, by way of guilt-alleviation, to appease their moribund desk-bound workmates. | |||
The obscure tropical fruit, digestives, ''Ferrero Rocher'', peanut brittle, unidentifiable gelatinous fruit, dates and dry, tasteless Asian delicacies that colleagues bring back from business trips and vacations, by way of guilt-alleviation, to appease their moribund desk-bound workmates, or perhaps just to show off. | |||
Since we don’t get to see our workmates anymore, for fear of breathing on them, it seems we must consign this as yet another artefact of our unlamented,recently bygone era. | |||
However (literally) tasteless, these treats lure a man, like sirens did Odysseus, as {{sex|he}} makes his way from his desk to the printer. (The man that is, obviously, not Odysseus, though the idea of Odysseus struggling to get to the printer, lashing himself to the mast of his boat as {{sex|he}} floats by the five-week-old dregs of a box of authentic Anatolian Turkish delight, is appealing). | However (literally) tasteless, these treats lure a man, like sirens did Odysseus, as {{sex|he}} makes his way from his desk to the printer. (The man that is, obviously, not Odysseus, though the idea of Odysseus struggling to get to the printer, lashing himself to the mast of his boat as {{sex|he}} floats by the five-week-old dregs of a box of authentic Anatolian Turkish delight, is appealing). | ||
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Then again, there’s plenty of that stuff lying around the [[legal department]] anyway. | Then again, there’s plenty of that stuff lying around the [[legal department]] anyway. | ||
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