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{{a|negotiation|}} | {{a|negotiation|}}Contractual [[representations]] as to one’s own [[capacity and authority]] to ''perform'' a contract are one thing, but a [[covenant]] to ''[[execution|execute]]'' the confounded thing is a whole new level of ninja circularity. Yet, here we find ourselves confronting this paragraph, we presume from the pen of one who holds some kind of legal qualification: | ||
:“Each party must take a steps, execute all documents and do everything reasonably required on its part to give full effect to this agreement | :“Each party must take a steps, execute all documents and do everything reasonably required on its part to give full effect to this agreement....” | ||
Which just begs, doesn't it, for projection into the dusty volumes of the {{jclr}}. | |||
{{court scene|III|ii|sits, wistfully staring at a wooden panel above the gallery, wishing it were a window|stands up to address the bench, audibly passing wind as he does so. {{cocklecarrot}} raises an eyebrow}} | {{court scene|III|ii|sits, wistfully staring at a wooden panel above the gallery, wishing it were a window|stands up to address the bench, audibly passing wind as he does so. {{cocklecarrot}} raises an eyebrow}} | ||
:'''{{jerrold}}''' ''(for it is he)'': If it pleases your honour, the agreement says the defendant has to sign it. But she hasn’t. | :'''{{jerrold}}''' ''(for it is he)'': If it pleases your honour, the agreement says the defendant has to sign it. But she hasn’t. | ||
:'''{{cocklecarrot}}''': Hasn’t what? | :'''{{cocklecarrot}}''': Hasn’t what? | ||
:'''{{ | :'''{{jbm}}''': Signed it. | ||
:'''{{ | :'''{{cmr}}''': Signed what? | ||
:'''{{ | :'''{{jbm}}''': The agreement, M’Lud. | ||
:'''{{ | :'''{{cmr}}''': What agreement? | ||
:'''{{ | :'''{{jbm}}''' (''frustrated''): The one you are reading, if it, ahh, pleases your honour. | ||
:'''{{ | :'''{{cmr}}''' ''(waving a piece of paper)'': Oh! ''This'' document? | ||
:'''{{ | :'''{{jbm}}''': Why, yes sir! That exact one! | ||
:'''{{ | :'''{{cmr}}''': The very document we are speaking of, that the defendant hasn’t signed? | ||
:'''{{ | :'''{{jbm}}''': Yes! | ||
:'''{{ | :'''{{cmr}}''': Do you, ahh — do you see the problem, Sir Jerrold? | ||
:''There is an awkward silence''. | :''There is an awkward silence''. | ||
:'''{{ | :'''{{cmr}}''': Sir Jerrold? | ||
:'''{{ | :'''{{jbm}}''': Permission for the ground to swallow me and my wretched client up, M’Lud. | ||
:'''{{ | :'''{{cmr}}''': Granted, Sir Jerrold. Granted. Shall we say that is lunch? | ||
''The court is adjourned.'' | |||
{{sa}} | {{sa}} | ||
*{{jerrold}} | *{{jerrold}} | ||
*{{cocklecarrot}} | *{{cocklecarrot}} |