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{{g}}Not so much [[celery]] as meatloaf. Objects in the rear-view mirror may appear closer than they are. | {{a|g| | ||
[[File:Rearview mirror.jpg|450px|thumb|center|Keep your eyes on the road and your hands upon the wheel.]] | |||
}}Not so much [[celery]] as meatloaf. Objects in the rear-view mirror may appear closer than they are. | |||
A statement that ought to be so blindingly obvious at any point in time (other than the [[apocalypse]]) that you would really like to think [[lawyer]]s would not expect the [[Chicken licken|sky to fall in on your head]] if you | A statement that ought to be so blindingly obvious at any point in time (other than the [[apocalypse]]) that you would really like to think [[lawyer]]s would not expect the [[Chicken licken|sky to fall in on your head]] if you don’t say it. | ||
And there’s the irony: if the sky ''does'' fall in on your head, because you didn’t say it, then [[Q.E.D.]], the [[rapture]] ''has'' arrived, and past results ''would be'' a guarantee of future performance (since all data would exist, and could be extrapolated) but for the fact there ''is'' no future. | And there’s the irony: if the sky ''does'' fall in on your head, because you didn’t say it, then [[Q.E.D.]], the [[rapture]] ''has'' arrived, and past results ''would be'' a guarantee of future performance (since all data would exist, and could be extrapolated) but for the fact there ''is'' no future. | ||
Oh, lord, this is another one of those {{t|paradox}}es isn’t it. | Oh, lord, this is another one of those {{t|paradox}}es isn’t it. | ||
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