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[[Failure to Deliver (Alternative Method) - EEP Applicable - Emissions Annex Provision|Picture the scene]]: {{icds}} as a group of ghost-hunting kids, miles out of their comfort zone, poking around with a flashlight in a dark, cobwebbed cellar, not sure whether they’ll find an imprisoned maiden down a well or Pennywise the Clown, opening doors, dragging themselves further away from the comfortable mark-to-market world, ever more gingerly, and when they got to the Failure to Deliver (Alternative Method) - EEP Applicable, there is a desperate last-minute lunge, they throw in a handful of [[improvised expository definition|improvised expository definitions]], hoping this might scare away whatever unspeakable evil lurks in the shadows, but alas, they wink out, snuffed out by the suffocating darkness. | [[Failure to Deliver (Alternative Method) - EEP Applicable - Emissions Annex Provision|Picture the scene]]: {{icds}} as a group of ghost-hunting kids, miles out of their comfort zone, poking around with a flashlight in a dark, cobwebbed cellar, not sure whether they’ll find an imprisoned maiden down a well or Pennywise the Clown, opening doors, dragging themselves further away from the comfortable mark-to-market world, ever more gingerly, and when they got to the Failure to Deliver (Alternative Method) - EEP Applicable, there is a desperate last-minute lunge, they throw in a handful of [[improvised expository definition|improvised expository definitions]], hoping this might scare away whatever unspeakable evil lurks in the shadows, but alas, they wink out, snuffed out by the suffocating darkness. | ||
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“G... g... guys?” stuttered [[Algernon Farquhar|Algy]]. “I th ... th ... think we better get outta here.” | “G... g... guys?” stuttered [[Algernon Farquhar|Algy]]. “I th ... th ... think we better get outta here.” | ||
[[Roly Punchface|Roly]] snorted. “What’s ''wrong'' Algy? Are you scared? You a ''chicken''?” He squawked gently, and mimicked a chicken. | [[Roly Punchface|Roly]] snorted. “What’s ''wrong'' Algy? Are you scared? You a ''chicken''?” He squawked gently, and mimicked a chicken. | ||
“I’m not yeller!” Algy squeaked. | “I’m not yeller!” Algy squeaked. | ||
“Are too! —” | “Are too! —” | ||
“Lads! ''Quiet''! I have to finish this dispute arrangement. It’s — fiddly ... multi-lat ... ” [[Opco Boone]] jabbed his screwdriver into the mechanism, and a shower of rust sprinkled his face. | “Lads! ''Quiet''! I have to finish this dispute arrangement. It’s — fiddly ... multi-lat ... ” [[Opco Boone]] jabbed his screwdriver into the mechanism, and a shower of rust sprinkled his face. | ||
“Don’t forget the double counting, Opco,” said George. | “Don’t forget the double counting, Opco,” said George. | ||
Boone wiped his face and adjusted his goggles. “I got it, G. Just a little further —”}} | |||
Boone wiped his face and adjusted his goggles. “I got it, G. Just a little further —” | |||
Deep in the bowels of the ETS there was a deep, subsonic moan, as if a God, , stirred from a sleep of aeons. | |||
What the ''fuck'' was that? | |||
There was, nearby, a vigorous flutter, like a scrambling bird. | |||
Roly! Roly! | |||
But the young [[squadsman]] had gone. | |||
C’mon gang, this is a dead end. Let’s get out of here.}} |