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 [[Ingraziatoro]], who speaks in [[buzzword]]s, complains that with insufficient quality salespeople to build the franchise bands of roving mercenaries are picking off the firm’s most lucrative trade routes and diverting traditional riches to the Americans. There is but one thing for it: we must pay these roving mercenaries to bring the trade back to our firm!
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-{{script|Ingraziatoro}}: Whereupon, going forward, in deliv’rance of client excellence <br>
+{{dkt Ingraziatoro struggle}}}}
-Our solutions can and shall and must and will  <br>
-Across the piece and on, or off, the piste be [[best in class]]  <br>
-{{Script|Nuncle}}: Ma’am I do believe he’s piste! <br>
-{{Script|Triago}} (''Aside''): At the very least, an arse. <br>
-{{Script|Ingraziatoro}}:Our multi-touchpoints declare a seamless urge  <br>
-Relentlessly to drive high-class returns  <br>
-Across our sacred franchise, and [[net net]],  <br>
-This the [[delta]] b’twixt ourselves <br>
-And those who would intrude upon our mark’t share. <br>
-That our qualities are deep: They do not care. <br>
-They pair hot ambition and a lofty sweep  <br>
-Across the product landscapes to they creep. <br>
-For this, milady — this the crunch: <br>
-Spare no investment, lest they eat our lunch. <br>
-{{Script|Provocatoria}}: What doth he say? <br>
-{{Scrtipt|Nuncle}}: He wants more money or he’ll walk away. <br>
 Complicatio immediately announces a programme to relocate the firm’s operations to [[Proverbial school-leaver from Bucharest|Bucharest]], to outsource those than cannot be transplanted to [[Don Inago Montega]], a local [[celery peddler]] who supplies cheap labour under water-tight [[service level agreement]]s. This, he assures the Queen, will instantly save thousands of ducats. The Queen claps excitedly. [[Jeremiah Nuncle|Nuncle]] makes cynical asides throughout, but the Queen pays them no attention.