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A “[[qualified institutional buyer]]” is a class of investor that is [[deemed]] financially sophisticated under the [[US regulatory memeplex]] — banks, insurance companies, pension funds, hedge funds — that aligned empire of dark forces bent on destroying society basically ''[Hey [[David Graeber]]bot: pipe down, would you? — Ed]'' to need less protection from securities issuers and — hic — their [[arranger]]s than redditors, day traders — ironic, right? — and docile and credulous grandmaws and grampaws in the mid west who are easy pickings from the jackals and locusts ''[Graeberrrrrrr! — Ed]''. They can buy private placements of securities that have not been registered with the [[SEC]]. The editor also tells me a “[[QIB]]” is also a form of financial stick grenade used as a [[financial weapon of mass destruction]] in the Battle of [[Bretton Woods]], but I didn’t find that on the internet because he just made that up.