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{{script|Ingraziatoro}}: Whereupon, going | {{script|Ingraziatoro}}: Whereupon, going for’ard, in deliv’rance of client excellence <br> | ||
Our solutions can and shall and must and will <br> | Our solutions can and shall and must and will <br> | ||
Across the piece and on, or off, the piste be [[best in class]] | Across the piece and on, or off, the piste be [[best in class]] — <br> | ||
{{Script|Nuncle}}: Ma’am I do believe he’s piste! <br> | {{Script|Nuncle}}: Ma’am I do believe he’s piste! <br> | ||
{{Script|Triago}} (''Aside''): At very least, an arse. <br> | {{Script|Triago}} (''Aside''): At very least, an arse. <br> | ||
{{Script|Ingraziatoro}}: Our multi-touchpoints | {{Script|Ingraziatoro}}: — Our multi-touchpoints deign a seamless urge <br> | ||
Relentlessly to drive high-class returns <br> | Relentlessly to drive high-class returns <br> | ||
Across our sacred franchise, | Across our sacred franchise and, [[net net]], <br> | ||
This th’ gulfing [[delta]] b’twixt ourselves <br> | This th’ gulfing [[delta]] b’twixt ourselves <br> | ||
And those who would intrude upon our mark’t share. <br> | And those who would intrude upon our mark’t share. <br> | ||
That our qualities are deep, they do not care. <br> | That our qualities are deep, they do not care. <br> | ||
In pairing hot ambition and a lofty sweep <br> | |||
Across the product landscapes, lo! They creep! <br> | Across the product landscapes, lo! They creep! <br> | ||
For this, milady — | For this, milady — ’tis the crunch: <br> | ||
Spare no investment, lest they eat our lunch. <br> | Spare no investment, lest they eat our lunch. <br> | ||
{{Script|Provocatoria}}: What doth he say? <br> | {{Script|Provocatoria}}: What doth he say? What is this talk? <br> | ||
{{Script|Nuncle}}: He wants more money or he’ll walk | {{Script|Nuncle}}: He wants more money, Queenie, or he’ll walk. <br> | ||
{{Script|Provocatoria}}: Your speech o’erflows with epigrams I scarce can fathom <br> | |||
These pearly slogans buzz and flap and whine with contrivèd learning. <br> | |||
{{Script|Ingraziatoro}}: I am, my liege, obliged.<br> | |||
{{Script|Provocatoria}}: Be assured: ’tis naught of praise.<br> | |||
Why do you babble so, Ingraziatoro? Your vocabulary was ne’er before<br> | |||
So thin of meat but yet so fat with dry bewilderment.<br> | |||
{{Script|Nuncle}}: It’s a mode of discourse, as they say —<br> | |||
Amongst those who claim learning by M.B.A.<br> | |||
{{Script|Provocatoria}}: Is that your counsel, Ingraziatoro? <br> | |||
Shrill baubles wrought from mast’ry of administration? <br> | |||
Thy mealy couplets betray just such a whimsy. <br> | |||
Didst thy stanzas come from foundries of McKinsey? <br> | |||
{{Script|Ingraziatoro}}: I am undone, I must confess. <br> | |||
That very firm it was. My liege: however did you guess? <br> | |||