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{{a|heroes|{{image|First Men|jpg|[[Vlad Paripasu|Paripasu]] (the dishy dark haired-one behind and to the right) with fellow [[First Men|First Man]], “Ginger” [[Reg Margin]].}}}}=== | {{a|heroes|{{image|First Men|jpg|[[Vlad Paripasu|Paripasu]] (the dishy dark haired-one behind and to the right) with fellow [[First Men|First Man]], “Ginger” [[Reg Margin]].}}}}Vlad Paripasu is a character from Finance Fiction mythology: one of the “[[First Men]]” who, with Norse monster [[Reg Margin]] threw out the [[Children of the Forest]] and bastardised the modern precepts of financial risk management. | ||
It is said, but never proven, that Vlad lives on, [[Nosferatu|undead]], a phantom of our unexpressed and recurring fears. | |||
Vlad Paripasu is regarded as the patron saint of cunning, rent extraction and of [[Management consultancy|management consultancy]]. | |||
===Backstory=== | |||
<div class="indent">Vlad was born in Bistrița in the high Carpathians, the bastard son of King [[Mutandis Mutandis]] of Carpathia. | <div class="indent">Vlad was born in Bistrița in the high Carpathians, the bastard son of King [[Mutandis Mutandis]] of Carpathia. | ||
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Vlad had not been gone a month when his dream came true: a ''real'' trickster, whom the King ''had'' welcomed into his court and treated almost as if his own son, tricked the King out of his crown, killing the King, Queen and older brother Randolph. The real trickster was Dragos, the Consul’s son, who had so victimised Vlad as a little boy. | Vlad had not been gone a month when his dream came true: a ''real'' trickster, whom the King ''had'' welcomed into his court and treated almost as if his own son, tricked the King out of his crown, killing the King, Queen and older brother Randolph. The real trickster was Dragos, the Consul’s son, who had so victimised Vlad as a little boy. | ||
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