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| nickname=CDO squared
| nickname=CDO²
| title=CDO Squared
| tagline=Just like OCD, only in alphabetical order, and it will fuck you up''.  
| tagline=Strap on the asbestos, lads, we’re going in.
| documentation= [[Indenture|indentures]], [[red herring]]s, [[10b-5]]s, the works! | docscore=10
| documentation=Bond [[indenture|indentures]], [[red herring]]s, [[10b-5 opinion]]s, the works!
| amendability= Zilch. Oh, the [[trustee]] might agree amendments ''for'' you, you say? HAHAHAHAHA |amendscore=10
| booklets=[[2003 ISDA Credit Derivatives Definitions]]
| collateral=Shonky [[CDO]]s the [[manager]] couldn’t get out of the warehouse. ''And you just wrote a [[put]] on them''. | collateralscore = 8
| customisability=Pretty standard, all told. It’s all in the reference portfolio. 5
| transferability= Theoretically high. Practically nil. No-one wants your toxic waste, senator. | transferscore = 6
| asset classes=Underliers: senior debt. Notes themselves: TOXIC WASTE MAN 11
| leverage=All the leverage you could want, and more. Especially in the junior tranches. | leveragescore = 8
| amendability=Nope. Once you bought it, you are stuck with it.
| frightometer=All-out superpower confrontation. Straight-up toxic waste. | frightscore=11
| transferability=Theoretically high. Practically nil. No-one wants your toxic waste, senator.
| tenor=5-13 years. Sticky. 8
| leverage=All the leverage you could want, and more. Especially in the junior tranches. 8
| collateral=Yeah, good luck on that, friend. Your collateral is shonky [[CDO]] issues the [[manager]] couldn’t get out of the warehouse. And you just wrote a [[put]] on them.
| longevity=Burned like a bright star, and then - went supernova, just like one.
| frightometer=11
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