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==What a piece of paper is==
[[Piece of paper]]. n, ''derogatory [[sales]] slang'': <br>
:(1) A legal {{tag|contract}}. <br>
:(1) A legal {{tag|contract}}. <br>
:(2) Any [[verbiage]] put together by the [[legal eagles]] that gets [[credit]] [[Inclined|across the line]]. <br>
:(2) Any [[verbiage]] put together by the [[legal eagles]] that gets [[credit]] [[Inclined|across the line]]. <br>
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===Don’t ask your counterparty to underwrite your internal governance===
===Don’t ask your counterparty to underwrite your internal governance===
Contracts are no place to outsource your own internal policy governance on your counterparty either. Herewith the age-old chestnut of the [[authorised signatory lists]]. Likewise, if your counterparty says, for example, “we are a UCITS fund and we can’t enter into term repo trades, so we need a right to terminate on any day, at par” — thereby helping themselves to a free option at your expense, in the name of regulatory compliance — your answer is “If you aren’t allowed to do term trades, the solution is really easy: ''don’t'' do freaking term trades. There’s no reason I should underwrite your internal lack of governance.”
Contracts are no place to outsource your own internal policy governance on your counterparty either. Herewith the age-old chestnut of the [[authorised signatory lists]]. Likewise, if your counterparty says, for example, “we are a UCITS fund and we can’t enter into term repo trades, so we need a right to terminate on any day, at par” — thereby helping themselves to a free option at your expense, in the name of regulatory compliance — your answer is “If you aren’t allowed to do term trades, the solution is really easy: ''don’t'' do freaking term trades. There’s no reason I should underwrite your internal lack of governance.”
{{callout|A [[risk controller]] who thinks, let alone says out loud: “at end of the day, if the shit hits the fan, it is all about documentation” needs to be told to get his coat. It is '''not''' “all about documentation”. It is about making sure the shit '''doesn’t''' hit the bloody fan.}}
===Contracts are your last, and weakest, line of defence===
===Contracts are your last, and weakest, line of defence===
If you have to resort to your legal contract to get you out of a pickle, someone has not been doing his job. Your organisation has let a situation that it was meant to be managing get out of hand. Exercising defensive contractual rights is like deploying a [[smart bomb]] in ''[[Defender]]'', only there’s a fair chance it will blow up in your face. A [[risk controller]] who thinks, let alone says out loud: “at end of the day, if the shit hits the fan, it is all about documentation” needs to be told to get his coat. ''It is '''not''' “all about documentation”. It is about making sure the shit '''doesn’t''' hit the bloody fan.''
If you have to resort to your legal contract to get you out of a pickle, someone has not been doing his job. Your organisation has let a situation that it was meant to be managing get out of hand. Exercising defensive contractual rights is like deploying a [[smart bomb]] in ''[[Defender]]'', only there’s a fair chance it will blow up in your face.  
 
A [[risk controller]] who thinks, let alone says out loud — and it pains me to say that they really do, readers — “at end of the day, if the shit hits the fan, it is all about documentation” needs to be told to [[Get your coat|get her coat]]. ''It is '''not''' “all about documentation”. It is about making sure the shit '''doesn’t''' hit the bloody fan.''


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