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[[File:Sausage.jpg|500px|thumb|center|A (singular) sausage, yesterday]]
{{image|Sausage|jpg|A (singular) sausage, yesterday}}}}''A roadside cafe, 1983. '''Bad News''' guitarist Den approaches the counter with his tray.''
}}''A roadside cafe, 1983. '''Bad News''' guitarist Den approaches the counter with his tray.''
:'''Cashier''': Two pounds and five pence, please, love.
:'''Cashier''': Two pounds and five pence, please, love.
:'''Den''': Two quid?
:'''Den''': Two quid?
:'''Cashier''': That’s right, love. Two pounds and five pence.
:'''Cashier''': That’s right, love. Two pounds and five pence.
:'''Den''': Two quid for one bloody sausage!
:'''Den''': Two quid for one bloody sausage?
:'''Cashier''': It was clearly marked, love. “Sausage, beans and chips: two pounds and five pence.”
:'''Cashier''': It was clearly marked, love. “Sausage, beans and chips: two pounds and five pence.”
:''(Later)''
:'''Den''': It says “sausa''ges''” up there, not just one sausage! Look, it says “sausa''ges''”! Where’s my other sausage, then?
:'''Den''': Wait a minute! It says “sausa''ges''” up there, not just one sausage! Look at that! Look, it says “sausa''ges''”! Where’s me other sausage, then?
::—''Comic Strip Presents: The Bad News Tour (1983)''
::—''Comic Strip Presents: The Bad News Tour (1983)''