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{{image|Sausage|jpg|A (singular) sausage, yesterday}}}}''A roadside cafe, 1983. '''Bad News''' guitarist Den approaches the counter with his tray.'' | |||
}}''A roadside cafe, 1983. '''Bad News''' guitarist Den approaches the counter with his tray.'' | |||
:'''Cashier''': Two pounds and five pence, please, love. | :'''Cashier''': Two pounds and five pence, please, love. | ||
:'''Den''': Two quid? | :'''Den''': Two quid? | ||
:'''Cashier''': That’s right, love. Two pounds and five pence. | :'''Cashier''': That’s right, love. Two pounds and five pence. | ||
:'''Den''': Two quid for one bloody sausage | :'''Den''': Two quid for one bloody sausage? | ||
:'''Cashier''': It was clearly marked, love. “Sausage, beans and chips: two pounds and five pence.” | :'''Cashier''': It was clearly marked, love. “Sausage, beans and chips: two pounds and five pence.” | ||
:'''Den''': It says “sausa''ges''” up there, not just one sausage! Look, it says “sausa''ges''”! Where’s my other sausage, then? | |||
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::—''Comic Strip Presents: The Bad News Tour (1983)'' | ::—''Comic Strip Presents: The Bad News Tour (1983)'' | ||