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Only a curmudgeon would not call it a vast improvement:<br> | Only a curmudgeon would not call it a vast improvement:<br> | ||
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=== Stairway to Heaven === | |||
A fixed passage in a public place comprising a set of steps leading from one level to another, such first level not having any particular spiritual or ecclesiastical merit, but such other level being deemed inhabited by deities regardless of religion or spiritual disposition, or otherwise providing analogous psychological support and enlightenment, or other bodily pleasure, chaste or unchaste. | |||
''There’s a lady who’s sure … '' <br> | ''There’s a lady who’s sure … '' <br> | ||
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It shall be [[not less than]] a thorough cleaning of a house or room, typically (though not necessarily) undertaken in spring for a person ([[whether or not]] female) employed [[for the purpose of]] figuratively symbolising or physically representing purity and positioned at the front of a traditional parade, performance, celebration, dance, march, or walk such as shall commemorate the first day of May in any calendar year. <br><br> | It shall be [[not less than]] a thorough cleaning of a house or room, typically (though not necessarily) undertaken in spring for a person ([[whether or not]] female) employed [[for the purpose of]] figuratively symbolising or physically representing purity and positioned at the front of a traditional parade, performance, celebration, dance, march, or walk such as shall commemorate the first day of May in any calendar year. <br><br> | ||
''Yes, there are two paths you can go by''<br> | ''Yes, there are two paths you can go by ...''<br> | ||
The Parties agree that there shall be an integral number of tracks (whether purposefully laid down or created by the accumulated effect of continual treading, but in either case designated primarily for walking) greater than one and smaller than three along which either Party may, in its absolute discretion, travel from such aforesaid place or location of occupancy X to such aforesaid place Y, being a place other than X. <br><br> | The Parties agree that there shall be an integral number of tracks (whether purposefully laid down or created by the accumulated effect of continual treading, but in either case designated primarily for walking) greater than one and smaller than three along which either Party may, in its absolute discretion, travel from such aforesaid place or location of occupancy X to such aforesaid place Y, being a place other than X. <br><br> | ||
'' | ''... but in the long run ...''<br> | ||
[[Notwithstanding anything contained herein to the contrary]], in such period of time in which all factors of production and all costs are variable <br><br> | [[Notwithstanding anything contained herein to the contrary]], in such period of time in which all factors of production and all costs are variable <br><br> | ||
''... there’s still time to change the road you’re on.''<br> | |||
the Parties may, in each case at their own option provided such option is exercised within a commercially reasonable period, elect by notice to change the way, path or track leading from aforesaid place X to aforesaid place Y (hereinafter, “'''Road'''”), occupied from time to time by such Party. <br><br> | the Parties may, in each case at their own option provided such option is exercised within a commercially reasonable period, elect by notice to change the way, path or track leading from aforesaid place X to aforesaid place Y (hereinafter, “'''Road'''”), occupied from time to time by such Party. <br><br> | ||
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''When all are one and one is all''<br> | ''When all are one and one is all''<br> | ||
at which point the whole quantity or extent of a particular group or thing (in relation to such group or thing, “'''All'''”) shall have the state, fact, quality, or condition ([[as the case may be]]) of being singular (hereinafter “'''One'''”) at and, in addition (and [[without limitation]]), One shall be All | at which point the whole quantity or extent of a particular group or thing (in relation to such group or thing, “'''All'''”) shall have the state, fact, quality, or condition ([[as the case may be]]) of being singular (hereinafter “'''One'''”) at and, in addition (and [[without limitation]]), One shall be [[Deem|deemed]], or deemed to be deemed, to be All <br><br> | ||
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''To be a rock and not to roll''<br> | ''To be a rock and not to roll''<br> | ||
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''And she’s buying the stairway to heaven.''<br> | ''And she’s buying the stairway to heaven.''<br> | ||
AND IT IS HEREBY AGREED that such Purchaser is in the process of entering into a binding and enforceable Sale and Purchase Agreement for the acquisition of a Stairway to Heaven.''<br><br> | AND IT IS HEREBY AGREED that such Purchaser is in the process of entering into a binding and enforceable Sale and Purchase Agreement for the acquisition of a Stairway to Heaven.''<br><br> | ||
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... and the rest, as they say, is history. All the Parties [[hereto]] lived happily ever after. Until Robert Plant marked up the Lawyer’s [[non-disclosure agreement]]. | ... and the rest, as they say, is history. All the Parties [[hereto]] lived happily ever after. Until Robert Plant marked up the Lawyer’s [[non-disclosure agreement]]. | ||
{{Jc songbook}} | {{Jc songbook}} | ||