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{{Schwarzschild radius of document comprehension}} | {{g}}{{Schwarzschild radius of document comprehension}} | ||
Not to be confused with the [[Schwarzschild radius of alcohol consumption]], with which it bears superficial similarities. It is possible — in fact likely — for these two types of black hole to cohabit: semantic oblivion and alcoholic despair tend to orbit each other in a gruesome equilibrium. Should you happen to encounter the intersection of their [[Schwarzschild radii]] you will be trapped for eternity or torn bodily in two, unless you are a functional alcoholic tax lawyer, in which case you are probably inhabiting some {{tag|paradox}} in the [[space-time continuum]] already. | Not to be confused with the [[Schwarzschild radius of alcohol consumption]], with which it bears superficial similarities. It is possible — in fact likely — for these two types of black hole to cohabit: semantic oblivion and alcoholic despair tend to orbit each other in a gruesome equilibrium. Should you happen to encounter the intersection of their [[Schwarzschild radii]] you will be trapped for eternity or torn bodily in two, unless you are a functional alcoholic tax lawyer, in which case you are probably inhabiting some {{tag|paradox}} in the [[space-time continuum]] already. | ||
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{{Seealso}} | {{Seealso}} | ||
*[[Schwarzschild radius of alcohol consumption]] | *[[Schwarzschild radius of alcohol consumption]] | ||
*[[Schwarzschild radius of institutional ennui]] | |||
*[[Heat death]] | *[[Heat death]] | ||
{{c2|Egg|Astrophysics}} | {{c2|Egg|Astrophysics}} | ||
{{plainenglish}} | {{plainenglish}} | ||
{{ref}} | {{ref}} |