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{{isda92prov|Settlement Amount}} only applies to {{isda92prov|Transaction}} terminations where {{isda92prov|Market Quotation}} is the nominated valuation methodology. In the astoundingly unlikely circumstances<ref>Not remotely unlikely. Almost certain, in fact.</ref> that there is not a {{isda92prov|Reference Market-maker}} on the Lord’s green planet with the time, risk tolerance or general inclination to give you,  a competitor, a series of firm quotes on your portfolio that she knows you have no interest in actually hitting — let alone ''four'' of the blighters — note that this provision converts {{isda92prov|Market Quotation}} into, for all intents and purposes, {{isda92prov|Loss}}, though — and, viewers, it pains me to have to say this because it is so stupid, but I have to because it is nonetheless true — your measure of Loss is defined to ''include'' {{isda92prov|Unpaid Amounts}}, if you actually elected full-blown {{isda92prov|Loss}} in the {{isda92prov|Schedule}}, but it ''excludes'' {{isda92prov|Unpaid Amounts}} if you elected {{isda92prov|Market Quotation}} but wound up at Loss because you couldn’t get enough quotations Reference Market-makers to make a {{isdaprov|Market Quotation}}.
{{isda92prov|Settlement Amount}} only applies to {{isda92prov|Transaction}} terminations where {{isda92prov|Market Quotation}} is the nominated valuation methodology. In the astoundingly unlikely circumstances<ref>Not remotely unlikely. Almost certain, in fact.</ref> that there is not a {{isda92prov|Reference Market-maker}} on the Lord’s green planet with the time, risk tolerance or general inclination to give you,  a competitor, a series of firm quotes on your portfolio that she knows you have no interest in actually hitting — let alone ''four'' of the blighters — that this provision has the effect of converting a {{isda92prov|Market Quotation}} into, for all intents and purposes, {{isda92prov|Loss}}, though — and, viewers, it pains me to have to say this because it is so stupid, but I have to because it is true — your measure of {{isda92prov|Loss}} is defined to ''include'' {{isda92prov|Unpaid Amounts}} where you have elected full-blown {{isda92prov|Loss}} in your {{isda92prov|Schedule}}, but {{isda92prov|Loss}} ''excludes'' {{isda92prov|Unpaid Amounts}} if you elected {{isda92prov|Market Quotation}} but wound up at {{isda92prov|Loss}} because, stap me vitals,m  you couldn’t get enough quotations from {{isda92prov|Reference Market-makers}} to make up a {{isdaprov|Market Quotation}}.


So if you are a true {{isda92prov|Loss}} person, you don't have to adjust {{isda92prov|Unpaid Amounts}} because they’re embedded in the definition of {{isda92prov|Loss}}, but if you’re a {{isda92prov|Loss}}-via-a-failed-{{isda92prov|Market Quotation}} person, you have to add/subtract {{isdaprov|Unpaid Amounts}} independently.
So, if you are a true {{isda92prov|Loss}} person, you don’t have to adjust {{isda92prov|Unpaid Amounts}} because they’re embedded in the definition of {{isda92prov|Loss}}, but if you’re a {{isda92prov|Loss}}-via-a-failed-{{isda92prov|Market Quotation}} person, you have to add/subtract {{isdaprov|Unpaid Amounts}} independently.


’But in any case you will wind up at the same number.  
''But in any case you will wind up at the same number. ''


''This is just some ghastly intellectual game played on we wanton boys and girls by the derivative gods''.
''This is just some ghastly intellectual game played on we wanton boys and girls by the derivative gods''.