Fifteenth law of worker entropy
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Legal quantum indeterminacy states that the more precisely the position of a particular negotiation is determined, the less precisely its momentum can be known, and vice versa.
Intranet quantum indeterminacy states that no intranet contains any information that is both up-to-date and useful. The more useful information is, the more out of date it will be. The more current, the more pointless.