I’m sorry I asked
In a banking lawyer's daily grind - a more tedious treadmill, one could argue, even for someone who actually likes practising the law - there are some things that will send even the most considered, reasonable and phlegmatic chap over the edge.
Many of them reside in the arcane Victorian prose of the ISDA Master Agreement. Should you, in your travels, find your bile rising when you clap your eyes on soemthing like, for example, the ISDA Definition of Close-out Amount, feel free to add the following tag:
{{isia}}
It won't solve the world's problems, or yours, but it may make you feel better for a short moment.