Frutti di bosco
Just don’t, however funny it may seem to you, be inclined to make a joke about a mistranslation of this.
Should it be fruit of the forest of fruits of the forest? Is there a subtle difference?
Resist the urge which, as you near the Schwarzschild radius, may become irrepressible, to garrulously hypothesise about this in front of dinner guests you have just met.