A selection of the quotes used on the front page of the JC from time to time:

Jan 2020: “... the information entropy of a binary random variable that is 0 or 1 with equal probability...”
May 2020: “May God us keep From Single vision & Newtons sleep” — William Blake
September 2020: “Smokey, this is not ’Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.” — Walter, The Big Lebowski
October 2020: “Space is big. Really big.” — Douglas Adams, The Hitch-Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy