Dead man walking

A departing colleague presents a wealth of opportunities to remaining inmates, but none more valuable than the stuffed mannikin she represents. There is a window of at least six months, but enterprising survivors can stretch it to eighteen, in which any misfortune, any delay, screw-up or dissatisfaction can be laid at the door of the “chaos” left behind by the defector.

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“Greater love hath no legal eagle than this, than by leaving she may lay down her reputation for her colleagues.”

—St. John of the Survivors

Thus, the periodic departure is the kindest gift you can give. Paradoxically, the more indolent the employee and therefore the better shot of them you are, the less scope is there for such dead-horse floggery, since every one knows, that useless parasite wasn’t energetic enough to properly screw anything up.