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Ingraziatoro: Whereupon, going for’ard, in deliv’rance of client excellence
Our solutions can and shall and must and will
Across the piece and on, or off, the piste be best in class —
Nuncle: Ma’am I do believe he’s piste!
Triago (Aside): At very least, an arse.
Ingraziatoro: — Our multi-touchpoints deign a seamless urge
Relentlessly to drive high-class returns
Across our sacred franchise and, net net,
This th’ gulfing delta b’twixt ourselves
And those who would intrude upon our mark’t share.
That our qualities are deep, they do not care.
In pairing hot ambition and a lofty sweep
Across the product landscapes, lo! They creep!
For this, milady — ’tis the crunch:
Spare no investment, lest they eat our lunch.
Provocatoria: What doth he say? What is this talk?
Nuncle: He wants more money, Queenie, or he’ll walk.
Provocatoria: Your speech o’erflows with epigrams I scarce can fathom
These pearly slogans buzz and flap and whine with contrivèd learning.
Ingraziatoro: I am, my liege, obliged.
Provocatoria: Be assured: ’tis naught of praise.
Why do you babble so, Ingraziatoro? Your vocabulary was ne’er before
So thin of meat but yet so fat with dry bewilderment.
Nuncle: It’s a mode of discourse, as they say —
Amongst those who claim learning by M.B.A.
Provocatoria: Is that your counsel, Ingraziatoro?
Shrill baubles wrought from mast’ry of administration?
Thy mealy couplets betray just such a whimsy.
Didst thy stanzas come from foundries of McKinsey?
Ingraziatoro: I am undone, I must confess.
That very firm it was. My liege: however did you guess?