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A big, bad, proletariat-munching behemoth without which the industrial revolution could not have happened and which is therefore an [[Causa sine qua non|operating cause]] of your iPhone, you horrid little anti-capitalist ingrate.  
{{a|glossary|}}A big, bad, proletariat-munching behemoth without which the industrial revolution could not have happened and which is therefore an [[Causa sine qua non|operating cause]] of your iPhone, you horrid little anti-capitalist ingrate.  


Known more politely — but tediously — in the {{tag|EU}} as a [[credit institution]] under [[:Category:EU Legislation|European law]], to which [[Brexit means Brexit|the United Kingdom may not be subject for much longer]], which basically boils down to being a “[[bank]] domiciled in the {{tag|EU}}” (which UK banks may not be for much longer).
Known more politely — but [[tedious]]ly — in the {{tag|EU}} as a [[credit institution]] under [[:Category:EU Legislation|European law]], to which [[Brexit means Brexit|the United Kingdom may not be subject for much longer]], which basically boils down to being a “[[bank]] domiciled in the {{tag|EU}}” (which UK banks may not be for much longer).


Banks can come in all shapes and sizes, every one of which is [[calculated]] to make wide-eyed, revolutionary, sociology students cross.
Banks can come in all shapes and sizes, every one of which is [[calculated]] to make wide-eyed, revolutionary, sociology students cross.


The best kind is an [[investment bank]], obviously.
The best kind is an [[investment bank]], obviously.
 
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===See also===
*[[Investment bank]]
*[[Investment bank]]
*[[Commercial bank]]
*[[Commercial bank]]
*[[Broker/dealer]]
*[[Broker/dealer]]
*[[world-wide anti-capitalist riots]]. Yes, that’s right. It’s a broken link. There is no article about the goddamn anti-capitalist riots.
*[[world-wide anti-capitalist riots]]. Yes, that’s right. It’s a broken link. There is no article about the goddamn anti-capitalist riots.