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There was a time where employment in the professions afforded status in society, and one had the accoutrements to match: an office with a mahogany desk, an Elephant’s foot umbrella stand in the corner, a minute secretary, an executive model Dictaphone, and so on.  
There was a time where employment in the professions afforded status in society, and one had the accoutrements to match: an office with a mahogany desk, an Elephant’s foot umbrella stand in the corner, a minute secretary, an executive model Dictaphone, and so on.  


As management [[dogma]] has systematically eroded these privileges in the name of cost reduction, the poor professional has been denuded of our status. Increasingly been expected to supply her ''own'' accoutrements: do-it-yourself typing; [[bring your own device]] — and the same time that commodious office has become communal, lost its walls, been reduced to a space on a bench, and then become a slot somewhere in the building, provided you can find a spare [[telescreen]].
As management [[dogma]] has systematically eroded these privileges in the name of cost reduction, the poor professional has been denuded of her status. Increasingly, she has been expected to supply her ''own'' accoutrements: do-it-yourself typing; [[bring your own device]] — and the same time that once commodious office became communal, then lost its door, then its walls, diminished to a dedicated space on along a row in a floor, then become a conditionally guaranteed space at some terminal somewhere in the building, provided ebnough people are out sick or on holiday and she could find a spare [[telescreen]]. While these progressions undoubtedly looked magnificent on that PowerPoint presentation to the [[steerco]], we suspect that something important might have been obscured by in the winking row of uniform green [[RAG status]] signals on the workstream update [[dashboard]]. But — the prgamatist’s prayer, and all that.


[[Coronavirus]] bounced us all into a step further: you don’t get an office ''at all'', but have to ''supply your own''. By and large, and to their great surprise, employees have found this an agreeable development, as the Elephant’s foot and Mahogany desk are back from nowhere.
Nonetheless, out of nowhere, [[Coronavirus]] bounced us all into a step further: you don’t get an office ''at all'', but have to ''supply your own''. As as aside, pity the poor, perma-prepared cub scouts from the [[business continuity management]] team — who have been waiting for literally decades for just such a catastrophe to spring into action and finally reveal their worth, but whom [[coronavirus]] largely snookered. Just when you need it, that sprawling warehouse near Luton Airport was no more suitable for operations than the premises in EC4!
 
Instead, employees were sent ''home''. By and large, and to their great surprise, they found this an agreeable development. Suddenly the privacy, the space, the peace & quiet, the Elephant’s foot and the mahogany desk were back from nowhere.
 
The question now: is there any going back?


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*[[The new normal]]
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