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Like most commercial legal drafting, really. | Like most commercial legal drafting, really. | ||
Named after the passage from the [[Book of Armaments]], the famous | Named after the passage from the [[Book of Armaments]], the famous apocrypha referenced only in the devotional motion picture ''[[Monty Python and the Holy Grail]]''. | ||
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:'''''Friar''' (reading from the book of Armaments):'' AND Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." <br> | :'''''Friar''' (reading from the book of Armaments):'' AND Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." <br> | ||
:AND the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... | :AND the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... | ||
:'''''Brother Maynard''':'' “Skip a bit, brother.” | :'''''[[Brother Maynard]]''':'' “Skip a bit, brother.” | ||
:'''''Friar''':'' AND the LORD spake, saying, | :'''''Friar''':'' AND the LORD spake, saying, | ||
:"FIRST shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three. N | :"FIRST shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three. N | ||
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