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{{a|maxim|}}The creed by which all control functions live. ''[[Primum nil errare]]'': “First, do no harm ''to your own career''.”
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[[File:Buttocratic.jpg|450px|thumb|center|Now ''why'' on God’s green earth anyone would want to sit on an egg, we can only speculate. But if you do, the EggSitter{{tm}} has yo’ arse ''covered''.]]
}}The ancient, sacred, creed by which all persons charged with the grave responsibility of [[middle management]] live: ''[[primum nil errare]]'':  
 
“First, do no harm ''to your own career''.
 
Often widely misspelled “''buttocratic''— believed to be product of a confusion with the medico’s ''Hippocratic Oath'' — buttocractic, with a “c”, in fact comes from the Greek concept of “buttocraxis” (''βυτοκρακτική'', notated by the Greek lower case [[omega]] ([[ω]])), which is of course the ancient theological disposition of ''being elsewhere when blame is attributed'', or “avoiding the [[apocalypse]]”.




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