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{{a|pb|}}There was an urban legend in my town about a seventh former at the local highschool who had the idea of renting a room in student flat where he and all his buddies —could take their respective BFFs and GFFS for a bit of slap-and-tickle away from their parents’ prying and judgmental eyes. It all seems a bit quaint now, doesn’t it — genius, in its way, but of a gentle kind compared to what kids get up to these days. But in the eighties in Christchurch this was quite the scandal.
{{a|pb|}}There was an urban legend in my town about a seventh former at the local high school who had the idea of renting a room in student flat where he and his buddies could take their respective BFFs and GFFS for a bit of healthy slap-and-tickle away from their parents’ prying and judgmental eyes. It all seems a bit quaint now, doesn’t it — genius, in its way, but of a gentle kind compared to what kids get up to these days. But in the eighties, in Christchurch NZ, this was quite the scandal.


Now a room in a student flat back then cost forty bucks a week, and there were enough randy highschool seniors that the place was constantly in use and no-one had to pay more than a fiver and he made a tidy profit.  
Now a room in a student flat back then cost forty bucks a week, and there were enough randy high school seniors that the place was constantly in use and no-one had to pay more than a fiver and he made a tidy profit.  


Anything wrong with this? Ask no questions, tell no lies — in the good old days, you’d say maybe no, but nowadays not so much. The guy on the lease eventually got rumbled and was expelled from his school on the gloriously bombastic grounds of “''operating a brothel during school hours''”. Note, fellow lovers of [[The Victory of Form over Substance|form over substance]], that it was not renting the place ''per so'' that sunk him, but doing it ''during double biology'' — fnarr fnarr — if you catch my meaning.
Anything wrong with this? Ask no questions, tell no lies — in the good old days, you’d say maybe no, but nowadays not so much. The guy on the lease eventually got rumbled and was expelled from his school on the gloriously bombastic grounds of “''operating a brothel during school hours''”. Note, fellow lovers of [[The Victory of Form over Substance|form over substance]], that it was not renting the place ''per so'' that sunk him, but doing it ''during double biology'' — fnarr fnarr — if you catch my meaning.