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{{a|myth|}}The ''Clavam Homimum Senum Pallidorum'' was — some say, still is — a pre-Enlightenment secret society founded in a remote castle in Romania in the 13th Century. The society’s goals were to promote the interests of all those with a fascination for chasing balls around, standing around fires, hunting, fishing, machinery, gadgets, explosions, racing cars, trains, space, beer-drinking, weak jokes, being knowledgeable about Pink Floyd guitar solos, reciting Monty Python sketches to each other and boobs. | {{a|myth| | ||
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}}The ''Clavam Homimum Senum Pallidorum'' was — some say, still is — a pre-Enlightenment secret society founded in a remote castle in Romania in the 13th Century. The society’s goals were to promote the interests of all those with a fascination for chasing balls around, standing around fires, hunting, fishing, machinery, gadgets, explosions, racing cars, trains, space, beer-drinking, weak jokes, being knowledgeable about Pink Floyd guitar solos, reciting Monty Python sketches to each other and boobs. | |||
Over time ''The [[Senum Pallidorum]]'' metamorphosed from a harmless bullshitting club into an occult sect deeply entrenched in all aspects of the workings of society, ensuring fellow members were preferred wherever possible into positions of power and influence in almost any arena of human endeavour. | Over time ''The [[Senum Pallidorum]]'' metamorphosed from a harmless bullshitting club into an occult sect deeply entrenched in all aspects of the workings of society, ensuring fellow members were preferred wherever possible into positions of power and influence in almost any arena of human endeavour. | ||