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{{def|Cocktail napkin|/ˈkɒkteɪl/ /ˈnæpkɪn/|n|[[File:Cocktail napkin.jpg|450px|thumb|center|All that is not [[boilerplate]], yesterday.]]
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}}All that is not [[flannel]], [[boilerplate]] or [[verbiage]]. Succinct, meaningful, ''consequential'' text.
}}All that is not [[flannel]], [[boilerplate]] or [[verbiage]]. Succinct, meaningful, ''consequential'' text.


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Now here is a curious refutation of a truth that is otherwise universal: the ''Game of Thrones'' diktat, that everything before the “but” is bullshit, does not apply.  
Now here is a curious refutation of a truth that is otherwise universal: the ''Game of Thrones'' diktat, that everything before the “but” is bullshit, does not apply.  


''Everything'' on the cocktail napkin goes ''before'' the “but” — that is its very definition — but here it contains all the distilled, unvarnished essence of your engagement. It is the ''antithesis'' of bullshit. At the exact point where the napkin ends — its torn & lipstick-smudged edge — ''that'' is where the “but” begins. But note the rude inversion: this time, it is everything that comes ''after'' the “[[cocktail napkin|but]]” — and make no mistake, ''torrents'' will come after it — that will be bullshit.
''Everything'' on the cocktail napkin goes ''before'' the “but” — that is its very definition — but here it contains all the distilled, unvarnished essence of your engagement. It is the ''antithesis'' of bullshit. At the exact point where the napkin ends — its torn & lipstick-smudged edge — ''that'' is where the “but” begins. But note the rude inversion: this time, it is everything that comes ''after'' the “[[cocktail napkin|but]]” — and make no mistake, ''torrents'' will come after it — ''that'' will be bullshit.


But hold on for dear life: within nine months you’ll be live!
But hold on for dear life: within nine months you’ll be live!
Converse: [[Let’s go straight to docs]]


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