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[[Get your coat]], [[legal eagles]]. | [[Get your coat]], [[legal eagles]]. | ||
<center>+++ TOP URGENT UPDATE +++ </center> | <center>[[***TOP URGENT***|+++ TOP URGENT UPDATE +++]] </center> | ||
J.P. Morgan’s “COIN” machine was reported as long ago as June 2017. Since then, about 2.8 million minutes have floated under the bridge and into the dark maw of history. Now, if they left COIN running that whole time, it would have accumulated one ''trillion'' lawyer hours by now. At 50 chargeable hours a week (conservative!) and factoring holidays, that would equate to the power of 1.8 ''billion'' ''lawyers'' working full time ''since the beginning of the Christian era''. With all that lawyering, we would like to think the world would be slightly better legal shape than it seems to be. We can therefore only conclude that J.P. Morgan has since switched its machine off. Does anyone know for sure? Do [mailto:enquiries@jollycontrarian.com write in]. | J.P. Morgan’s “COIN” machine was reported as long ago as June 2017. Since then, about 2.8 million minutes have floated under the bridge and into the dark maw of history. Now, if they left COIN running that whole time, it would have accumulated one ''trillion'' lawyer hours by now. At 50 chargeable hours a week (conservative!) and factoring holidays, that would equate to the power of 1.8 ''billion'' ''lawyers'' working full time ''since the beginning of the Christian era''. With all that lawyering, we would like to think the world would be slightly better legal shape than it seems to be. We can therefore only conclude that J.P. Morgan has since switched its machine off. Does anyone know for sure? Do [mailto:enquiries@jollycontrarian.com write in]. | ||
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