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An old, self-regarding and well-paid lawyer sometimes get to be a [[general counsel|''general'' counsel]]. A whole collection of these exotic birds of paradise in the same place (it will have to be a swanky venue indeed) is called an [[adoration]].
An old, self-regarding and well-paid lawyer sometimes get to be a [[general counsel|''general'' counsel]]. A whole collection of these exotic birds of paradise in the same place (it will have to be a swanky venue indeed) is called an [[adoration]].


Lawyers (even [[Mediocre lawyer|mediocre]] ones) will laugh up their sleeves at you should you suggest the need to go and seek [[council]]’s advice. A council never gave sensible advice to anyone. Okay, okay, you might say your average [[counsel]] isn’t much better.
Lawyers (especially [[Mediocre lawyer|mediocre]] ones) will laugh up their sleeves at you should you suggest the need to go and seek [[council]]’s advice. A council never gave sensible advice to anyone. Okay, okay, you might say your average [[counsel]] isn’t much better.


But actually, what a cool name for a law firm: the [[Legal Council]]. Imagine how much unintentional/subliminal work they’d get. A bit like a band called [[EXIT]] or [[PUSH PUSH]] (yes I'm looking at  you, Mikey Havoc)  or a motel that names itself purely to get the first entry in the yellow pages: Like  the [[Aabaalea]] motel in Christchurch New Zealand.
But actually, what a cool name for a law firm: the [[Legal Council]]. Imagine how much unintentional/subliminal work they’d get. A bit like a band called [[EXIT]] or [[PUSH PUSH]] (yes I'm looking at  you, Mikey Havoc)  or a motel that names itself purely to get the first entry in the yellow pages: Like  the [[Aabaalea]] motel in Christchurch New Zealand.