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-{{a|otto|{{image|Scissorman|png|Poor, stupid Samuel.}}}}An obscure German children’s author, {{Otto}}  wrote [[Cruwwelpeter]], a book of cautionary tales about what happens to children who misbehave with [[charge]]s (''Geschäftsanteilsverpfändung''), and it has thrown a long, nervous shadow over the practice of banking law ever since. The book catalogues a grim series of mishaps.
+{{a|otto|{{image|Scissorman|png|Poor, stupid Samuel.}}}}Obscure German children’s author, {{Otto}}, wrote this book of cautionary tales about what happens to children who misbehave with [[charge]]s (''Geschäftsanteilsverpfändung''). It has thrown a long, nervous shadow over the practice of banking law ever since, though contemporary [[thought-leader]]s tend to regard it as needlessly violent, prejudiced and unkind to poor legal eagles who suffer from all kinds of mental frailties, burnout and whingery and simply don’t deserve everyone to be so mean to them.
+The book catalogues a grim series of mishaps.
 *Little Harriet played with duration mismatches and burned herself to death.
 *Little Johnny Head-in-Air forgot to file a [[Slavenberg]] and was struck off the wharf and floated away fro the legal industry, never to be seen again.