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 The book catalogues a grim series of mishaps.
-*Little Harriet played with duration mismatches and burned herself to death.
+*Foolish Harriet, who played with duration mismatches and burned herself to death.
-*Little Johnny Head-in-Air forgot to file a [[SlavenbUrg]] and was struck off the wharf and floated away fro the legal industry, never to be seen again.
+*Johnny Head-in-Air, who forgot to file a [[Slavenburg]] and was struck off the wharf and floated away from the legal industry, to become a geography teacher, after a failed attempt at acting.
 *Fidgety Philip amended his security package and rendered it void for want of [[consideration]].
-*And, most gruesomely of all, there was the story of [[Sam Bankman-Fried|Samuel]], little “Nick-a-Fund”, who — well, read it for yourself:
+*Slow-witted Sidney, who didn’t like having to read all those [[NDA]]s so founded a [[legaltech startup]].
+And, most gruesomely of all, there was the story of [[Sam Bankman-Fried|Samuel]], little “Nick-a-Fund”, who — well, read it for yourself:
 {{Little Nick-A-Fund}}