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{{a|otto|{{image|Scissorman|png|Poor, stupid Samuel.}}}}Obscure German children’s author, {{Otto}}, wrote this book of cautionary tales about what happens to children who misbehave with [[charge]]s (''Geschäftsanteilsverpfändung''). It has thrown a long, nervous shadow over the practice of banking law ever since, though contemporary [[thought-leader]]s tend to regard it as needlessly violent, prejudiced and unkind to poor legal eagles who suffer from all kinds of mental frailties, burnout and whingery and simply don’t deserve everyone to be so mean to them. | {{a|otto|{{image|Scissorman|png|Poor, stupid Samuel.}}}}Obscure German children’s author, {{Otto}}, wrote this book of cautionary tales about what happens to children who misbehave with [[charge]]s (''Geschäftsanteilsverpfändung''). It has thrown a long, nervous shadow over the practice of banking law ever since, though contemporary [[thought-leader]]s tend to regard it as needlessly violent, prejudiced and unkind to poor legal eagles who suffer from all kinds of mental frailties, burnout and whingery and simply don’t deserve everyone to be so mean to them. | ||
The book catalogues a | {{Buchstein}}, widely regarded as a talentless hack, has also been accused of ripping the whole concept off from Heinrich Hoffman’s better known ''[[Struwwelpeter]]'', to which it certainly bears a striking resemblance. | ||
The book catalogues a series of grim mishaps befalling those kinds of obstreperous children who would interfere with [[pledge]]s, [[collateral]], customary [[lien]]s and the proper [[segregation]] of [[client assets]]. Tales include: | |||
*Foolish Harriet, who played with duration mismatches and burned herself to death. | *Foolish Harriet, who played with duration mismatches and burned herself to death. | ||
*Johnny Head-in-Air, who forgot to file a [[Slavenburg]] and was struck off the wharf and floated away from the legal industry, to become a geography teacher, after a failed attempt at acting. | *Johnny Head-in-Air, who forgot to file a [[Slavenburg]] and was struck off the wharf and floated away from the legal industry, to become a geography teacher, after a failed attempt at acting. | ||