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===Branding remix===
===Branding remix===
The [[C-SPAC]] has already undergone a bewildering number of branding changes, and it is less than a day old. The “[[Soaring Legal Eagle Acquisition Crypto Corporation]]” became [[Crypto-Eagle]], which folded down to its present iteration Cryptöagle, and there is talk of a further move to “[[Cryptoegal]]” — see what we did there? — which by logical extension becomes [[Cryptögal]], which sounds like a Marvel superhero, and therefore, sod it, because we ''are'' a rock band, [[Crÿptögäl]]. We are all about change management at {{cryptoeagle}}.
The [[C-SPAC]] has already undergone a bewildering number of branding changes, and it is less than a day old. The “[[Soaring Legal Eagle Acquisition Crypto Corporation]]” became [[Crypto-Eagle]], which folded down to its present iteration Cryptöagle, and there is talk of a further move to “[[Cryptoegal]]” — see what we did there? — which by logical extension becomes [[Cryptögal]], which sounds like a Marvel superhero, and therefore, sod it, because we ''are'' a rock band, [[Crÿptögäl]]. We are all about change management at {{cryptoeagle}}.
===Sign of our times===
It is a sign of our times that I should even have to say this, readers, but Dogecoin — also a joke — achieved a market cap at its peak of $90,000,000,000, and well [[Sam Bankman-Fried]]. So, for the record and lest anyone be tempted: ''this is a joke''.


I bet some bastard is now going to actually do this and make a squillion dollars. That would be just my luck.
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