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The C-SPAC will launch by initial token offering. Because it is crypto, it is a bit different to a normal [[SPAC]]. ''Better.'' | The C-SPAC will launch by initial token offering. Because it is crypto, it is a bit different to a normal [[SPAC]]. ''Better.'' | ||
Instead of buying stupid old trad-fi shares in a trad-fi company, the [[C-SPAC]] will acquire [[non-fungible token]]<nowiki/>s ''representing'', but not conferring any trad-fi rights to, shares in a crypto company. To counter criticisms of [[SPAC]]<nowiki/>s being some kind of opaque, trad-fi lucky dip, [[cryptöagle]] has pre-designated the crypto company whose shares it is going to tokenise: ''itself''. This assures total transparency from the outset: investors will literally be able to see right through this offering. | Instead of buying stupid old trad-fi shares in a trad-fi company, the [[C-SPAC]] will acquire [[non-fungible token]]<nowiki/>s ''representing'', but not conferring any trad-fi rights to, shares in a crypto company. To counter criticisms of [[SPAC]]<nowiki/>s being some kind of opaque, trad-fi lucky dip, [[cryptöagle]] has pre-designated the crypto company whose shares it is going to tokenise: ''itself''. This assures total transparency from the outset: investors will literally be able to see right through this offering. | ||
=== Subscription === | === Subscription === | ||
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Not referencing anything whatsoever, not backed by anything, neither explained, defended, justified or needed by anyone or anything, they will untethered from our mortal physical coil so they can float free to drift towards the moon. | Not referencing anything whatsoever, not backed by anything, neither explained, defended, justified or needed by anyone or anything, they will untethered from our mortal physical coil so they can float free to drift towards the moon. | ||
C-CEO [[Cass Mälstrom]] said “By avoiding even creating the physical [[shares]] in the first place, and only having the [[jollycoin]]s representing the ''idea'' of incorporating the [[C-SPAC]] shares, we can ensure that, due to the [[smart contract]] ability of the [[blockchain]], the unalterable [[jollycoin]] tokens are the only representation of the share that exists in the [[onworld]] or the [[offworld]]. By doing this, the value of the [[share]]s will then be moved onto the [[NFT]].” | C-CEO [[Cass Mälstrom]] said, “By avoiding even creating the physical [[shares]] in the first place, and only having the [[jollycoin]]s representing the ''idea'' of incorporating the [[C-SPAC]] shares, we can ensure that, due to the [[smart contract]] ability of the [[blockchain]], the unalterable [[jollycoin]] tokens are the only representation of the share that exists in the [[onworld]] or the [[offworld]]. By doing this, the value of the [[share]]s will then be moved onto the [[NFT]].” | ||
===Branding remix=== | ===Branding remix=== | ||
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<Youtube>https://youtu.be/6WmiBz1fpwc</youtube></ref> We are all about change management at {{cryptoeagle}}. | <Youtube>https://youtu.be/6WmiBz1fpwc</youtube></ref> We are all about change management at {{cryptoeagle}}. | ||
===Sign of our times=== | ===Sign of our times=== | ||
It is a sign of our times that I should even have to say this, readers, but Dogecoin — also a joke — achieved a market cap at its peak of $90,000,000,000, | It is a sign of our times that I should even have to say this, readers, but Dogecoin — also a joke — achieved a market cap at its peak of $90,000,000,000 and, well, [[Sam Bankman-Fried]]. So, for the record and lest anyone be tempted: ''this is a joke''. | ||
I bet some bastard is now going to actually do this and make a squillion dollars. That would be just my luck. | I bet some bastard is now going to actually do this and make a squillion dollars. That would be just my luck. | ||