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-{{def|Cryptobabble|/krɪptəʊˈbæbl/|n|}}
+{{a|crypto|<youtube>https://youtu.be/JdzHAKPV7dk</youtube><br>Some [[bulltard]]s, yesterday}}{{d|Cryptobabble|/krɪptəʊˈbæbl/|n|}}
 Contemporary madness among a mewling virtual crowd, cryptobabble is like [[yogababble]], only for those who “hold on for dear life” while disdaining “right clickers”, in the mistaken apprehension that, because [[this time is different]], “we’re gonna make it”.
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 Related, somehow, to the present market exuberance (@November 2021) which isn’t so much irrational as outright idiotic.
-We tend to name epochs in hindsight, by reference to the structural change that ended them: “proto-indo-European”; “prehistoric”; “dot-com bust” — this is usually historiographically wishful, since the one thing that cannot define the people of a given period is what comes after it — but our current, mad, hysterical times may be the exception that proves that rule. Almost no-one with a functioning cerebellum seems in any doubt we are in the end of days — over this conviction seems to be spurring people on: we are so fucked we might a well enjoy the ride. What the hell, buy bitcoin: mint some stupid artwork in a blockchain and sell it for monopoly money — we’re off the cliff and there are only moments left, so what else is there to do?
+@November 2022: well I never.
- This is the [[bulltard]] era.
+We call it the ''[[bulltard]]'' era.
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