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}}{{quote|''You can lead a customer to a disclaimer, but you can’t make it read.''
:—Mayan Proverb}}
:—Mayan Proverb}}
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HAMLET: Madam, how like you this [[offering circular]]?<br>
HAMLET: Madam, how like you this [[offering circular]]?<br>
GERTRUDE: The lady [[Disclaimer|disclaims]] too much, methinks. <br>
GERTRUDE: The lady doth [[Disclaimer|disclaim]] too much, methinks. <br>
HAMLET: Oh, that’s just a red herring. Don’t you worry about that.
HAMLET: Oh, that’s just a [[red herring]]. Don’t you worry about that.
:—Shakespeare, ''Hamlet Inc. £50.00 Secured Floating Rate Notes due 1604''}}
:—Shakespeare, ''Hamlet Inc. £50.00 Secured Floating Rate Notes due 1604''}}


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===When the lady [[Disclaimer|disclaims]] too much, methinks===
===When the lady [[Disclaimer|disclaims]] too much, methinks===
There are many times where disclaimers and their ilk — “big boy letters”, “[[Reverse enquiry|it-definitely-was-a-reverse-inquiry-honest]] letters” and so forth — run the risk of drawing attention to something that you are felling guilty about that perhaps no-one would have taken a point about in the first place, had you just kept your trap shut. So before falling for the compliance department operating manual’s standard path of least resistance (“if positive, stick something in the terms of business; if negative, stick it in a disclaimer”) tarry a while and consider ''is thius really helping?''
There are many times where disclaimers and their ilk — “big boy letters”, “[[Reverse enquiry|it-definitely-was-a-reverse-inquiry-honest]] letters” and so forth — run the risk of drawing attention to something that you are feeling guilty about that perhaps no-one would have taken a point about in the first place, had you just kept your trap shut. So before falling for the [[Compliance|compliance department]] operating manual’s standard path of least resistance (“if positive, stick something in the [[terms of business]]; if negative, stick it in a disclaimer”) tarry a while and consider ''is this really helping?''


===[[Nosferatu]], or the Unsaid===
===[[Nosferatu]], or the Unsaid===
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