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The burden of proof, so the philosophers say, is on {{sex|she}} who makes the existential claim. If, as so many [[Mediocre lawyer|lawyers]] are, you find discomfort in silence, you can always slip in a disclaimer.
The burden of proof, so the philosophers say, is on {{sex|she}} who makes the existential claim. If, as so many [[Mediocre lawyer|lawyers]] do, you distrust epistemology, — yea, if you simply find silence uncomfortable — you can always slip in a [[disclaimer]].


Nothing gladdens an attorney’s heart more than one of these. Where a client will see that page of tightly margined eight-point font at the back of his PowerPoint as a mere texture, a lawyer will see a power, beauty, and precision impossible to articulate to the laity. A good disclaimer cantilevers itself off the page and into three-dimensions, arcing gracefully into imagined geometries of space-time.
Nothing gladdens an attorney’s heart more than one of these. Where a client will see that page of tightly margined eight-point font at the back of his PowerPoint as a mere texture, his counsel will see a power, beauty, and precision impossible to articulate to the laity. A good disclaimer cantilevers itself off the page and into three-dimensions, arcing gracefully into imagined geometries of space-time, disclaiming even itself in the process of bootstrapping itself into nothingness.


It gets to the heart of the contemporary legal disposition. Understanding its pathology is to slip the deadbolt on the door to your counsel’s mind. <ref>The door does not revolve, though: once you cross that threshold there is no way back. It is one of the many [[Schwarzschild radii]] of the law</ref>
It gets to the heart of the contemporary legal disposition. Understanding its pathology is to slip the deadbolt on the door to your counsel’s mind. <ref>The door does not revolve, though: once you cross that threshold there is no way back. It is one of the many [[Schwarzschild radii]] of the law</ref>