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-named after Didier Drogba, one who on the merest suggestion of a contact, however benign, will go down like the proverbial sack of shit, if need by conducting a swan dive to cover the metres required to land squarely in the [[penalty box]].
+One who on the merest suggestion of a contact, however benign, will go down like the proverbial sack of shit, if need be executing a magnificent swan dive — an act of personal exertion far more ambitious than the [[employee]] would ever attempt in performance of {{sex|her}} ordinary duties, to cover the ground required to land squarely in the [[penalty box]].
+Divers - in their ordinary roles typically indolent, obtuse people, will surprise everyone with the degree of commitment and ingenuity they show when pursuing their allegations of [[discrimination]], [[constructive dismissal]], or when applying for [[flexible working]].
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